"Yeah, she wants to go on a date, but there is no time for that because I have to save the world." Age 5, at breakfast, discussing girls and dating while trying to be a superhero (with obligatory blanket pinned around neck).
Cooper's Best...
"seriously, the hook came off the fish...seriously" - August 7 - wide-eyed and waving hands, describing the fish he caught
"Mom, you have to see this book...it has a picture of a salami...it can kill you!" Age 3 1/2, bringing me a book about oceans, which contained a section on tsunamis.